He's so cool!

It's Eddie's brother! The best Brawl player ever!

Lions, and Tigers and,wait, Chavs?!

Ah, yes the humble (or not so humble) Chav.Latin name Homo Sapien Brapbrapius. Their behaviour mimics a simpler time, when prehistoric man hunted with rocks and lived in caves. Here's a picture of one, chief of the district chav tribe, his name translated into English is Chris, we'll call him Chrischav. Chavs played an important role during the Battle Of Westshite Towers. Many were present to protect their home, but soon retreated. They were later all killed by Eddy's Dad for unknown reasons. Martin and Hannah have been known to use them as henchmen due to their low intelligence and violent attitudes, but after the battle of Westshite Towers surviving Chavs have hardly been seen in the Eddy and Tom Universe, if there were any survivors at all.

Spotlight on: Oly

MY TURN

The fun loving, food loving source of mockery and comedy relief. He occasionally ends up with an important role and is a good friend of Eddie's. He has had a comic made all about him but that was cancelled halfway through because it was BAD.

That however, was proof that he is a very important character and in another comic: 'Eddy in France' (Possibly lost) he was one of the true main characters. These were his only successes however, because while he did feature in the battle of Westshite towers, he is usually insignificant.


[For now I'm trying to make this as nice as possible while exerting minimal effort. Don't have access to comics at the moment but you can see the news(in England) and search Google)]

What are the odds anyone actually reads this thing?

Spotlight On: Martin

Like I said, he's everyone's favourite racist facist sexist, possibly homophobic, basoon playing table tennis star. And he enjoys it. There's not a line this guy will cross, no ethics he'll stomp on, no human rights he'll voilate, you get the picture. Such racism should not be catalogued on a family blog such as this one, so finding out what he gets up to in his spare time will be tricky. The character made his debut in the Martin Potter series, he proved so popular that he intergrated into the main cast and it was not long befor he became a star! He is currently working a deal with all the top directors who want to turn his success story into a feature length film, so get set for Martin: The Movie in 2010!

Spotlight On: Tom

Here he is: Tom. All in all, an unpleasant fellow who is surprisingly violent for someone of the emo species. This was the general opinion of Tom before his noble sacrifice at the Battle of Westshite Towers. He detonated Martin's Bomb to destroy him and his evil for good. Eddy and the gang could not find his body amongst the charred ruins of the council flats, nor the bodies of Hannah or Martin. It was very suspicious indeed. He is possibly survived through his and Hannah's children who we know were not at the Battle of Westshite Towers.

Rest In Peace Tom.

Next Up: Martin

Spotlight On: Eddy

He's the poster boy of the series, and he's all too happy about it, he's Eddy! His iconic smile and good nature balance out Tom's frowns and violence.Eddy has been diagnosed something only described as "Crazy Eddy Syndrome" It was first thought that he was the only person with this, but upon discovery of his Father it is possible that this Syndrome is passed on through the Eddy family.
Medical history aside, Eddy is one of the most important characters in the series and arguably the most recognisable.

Should he die, the world would be flung into unimaginable chaos.

Next Up: Tom